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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Phallentine

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne

Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.

Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.

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COMMENTS:

Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00

it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00

OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00

Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00

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Eroffering

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/

Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.

Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing

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COMMENTS:

so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00

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Nookynite

wordnerd

Created by: wordnerd

Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite

Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.

Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown

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COMMENTS:

Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00

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Gimmacy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: gim/ma/cee

Sentence: The sociologist's paper was written about 'gimmacy', the need for humans to exchange gifts in order to attain intimacy.

Etymology: gimmick + intimacy

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COMMENTS:

great sentence and great word - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 10:55:00

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Sensuoffer

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: sen-sue-offer

Sentence: Thats a very nice sensuoffer he gave you. I hope you have an enjoyable evening.

Etymology: from sensual + offer

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Coytoy

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: coy/toy

Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.

Etymology: coy + toy

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Sexwrap

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.

Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.

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Tryft

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: trift

Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!

Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)

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COMMENTS:

petaj It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00

you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00

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Sexpression

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun

Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.

Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)

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Breastowal

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: br east ow all

Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.

Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.

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